Data Visualization Aficionado Gifts

"All of the graphs and charts are nice and all Scott, but it would make me feel a lot more confident in this presentation if I were to see some actual money images."

Presidential Learning Curve: Trump vs. Obama, 1st Term.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

Sales and Diversity

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Information vs. confusion

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'