Data Visualization Aficionado Pillows

"All of the graphs and charts are nice and all Scott, but it would make me feel a lot more confident in this presentation if I were to see some actual money images."

Presidential Learning Curve: Trump vs. Obama, 1st Term.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Information vs. confusion

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Bar chart