
"I hate people using the cloud."
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"I hate people using the cloud."
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
'Bring out yer books!'
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"I love these old decorations!"
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Li'l Bill meets destiny.
Time for Tea!
"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."
"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
"Charming, absolutely charming."
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
'Everything is in the Cloud.'
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"
'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'
Graffiti on guard's horse
Baptism Then and Now
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'
GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?
'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."
Luddite Zoom.
"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
"My kid could have done that with AI."
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