Data Storage Storyteller Gifts

"Grandpa!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

My First Camera

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Mark Knopfler.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Creativity 2.0

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Don Pasquale

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Wedding selfie stick

Lute

Maestro

Folding Container.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I've started a blog.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Content Creator