Data Storage Storyteller Pillows

"Grandpa!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

My First Camera

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Lute

Don Pasquale

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Maestro

Wedding selfie stick

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Folding Container.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I've started a blog.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Content Creator