Data Jugglers Prints

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Information Tightrope.

"Time to do it in!"

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

The boss and her baby

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Heavy Data Load.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'It's for you.'

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Trapeze artists.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."