Data Hoarder Pillows

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

"No one knows the 'meaning of life,' but the meaning of YOUR life?...That's right here on this flash drive."

"Now, I'm not saying you're a hypochondriac, but we need to purchase a whole new data server to store all your health records."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

music store

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Junk Mail.

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

"She’s getting the house and cars, but you get to retain all your unique streaming services passwords."

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"I'm sorry I accidentally threw the USB flash drive away. If we go through the trash, we can find it. It should only take a few years."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.