Data Hoarder Mugs

Kickstart their day with a data-lover’s mug featuring witty cartoons and clever reminders of their obsession with collecting information—perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email."  "So?"  "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs."  "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply."  "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts."  "Just delete stuff."  "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n
"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email."  "So?"  "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs."  "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply."  "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts."  "Just delete stuff."  "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n mockup
"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email."  "So?"  "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs."  "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply."  "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts."  "Just delete stuff."  "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n mockup
"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email."  "So?"  "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs."  "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply."  "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts."  "Just delete stuff."  "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n mockup
"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email."  "So?"  "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs."  "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply."  "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts."  "Just delete stuff."  "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n mockup

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