Data-driven Adventurer Gifts

"Guys, my bad... we gotta start over... forgot to turn my fitness tracker on."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Pan Extension Chord

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'