Data Collection Mugs

'This is interesting, 70% of respondents to our survey said they don't respond to surveys.'

'We'll be relying on three sources of raw data ? direct mail, phone survey, and Eddie in the mail room.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

'I'm taking a north poll.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'