Collecting Records Mugs

D.J. Vu

Groovy Baby

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Bombast records 'In' tray and 'Phat' tray

Laser Beam Playing Record.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Desert Island Discs, record player with no electricity - 'Don't worry I've got my records'

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Soul Music

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Gramophone Headphone

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Tube men dancing.

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Blue Note.

'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'

"His record speaks for itself."

George Jones - Who's gonna fill your shoes?

"Now, this model not only plays fifty records but it changes them, turns them over, and gives you a brief comment on each by Deems Taylor."

MP in a record shop.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Classical Music - Beethowen and Bach on CD / Vivaldi on telephone 'hold' facility

'I remember when this were all Mike Oldfields.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Space DJ.

Egads. When played backwards these say things like,listen to your higher power and,respect your parents.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"