Information Gathering Mugs

National Everything Awareness Day

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Hold on

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Party Time!

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Same old crowd."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Frigid Cold

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

Reporters growing on a tree.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."