Data Gatherer Mugs

"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Hold on

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

First and last day as census taker...

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

Reporters growing on a tree.

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Wine Hourglass

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'