Darwin Award Admirer Pillows

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Book Shop.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

On the Town.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Charles Darwin

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Charlotte Rampling