Darling Of The Dunes Gifts

Ornithologist

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The americanisation of vulture.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Valet park only"

Dialogue

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Undertaker's Flower Box.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"He's the strong, silent type."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"What? No Vanilla?"

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

'Is this the way to the beach?'

I wasn't sure if I should wake you.

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Hobbies? Feeding you takes up all my time.'

Snake in desert: 'home, sweet home' Frog: 'kinda dry, isn't it?'

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."