Darkness Philosopher T-Shirts

Daylight Tombstone

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Apocalliptical

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"I don't think so."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Caterpillar Paranoia

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I know how you feel.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...