Darkness Dispeller Pillows

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nick Cave

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Speleologist

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

Knight Light

Huddling Lampposts

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

'This is the dungeon. Mind your head!'

Dark Mode

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Your wife had a macabre sense of decor."

Ernie, your garden's in the shade --- Nothing will grow here! It'll be fine --- I'm planting bulbs!

Shadow and man

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Power outages

I see you found somewhere cool, dry and safe to keep your books! Yes, but it's too dark to read in here!

"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"