Dark Road Adventurer Mugs

On the dark road

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Needs to get a life"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Are we broke yet?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Child in a bear suit.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road