Dark Palette Admirer Mugs

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

100 best beheadings

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Night of the living will

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

Meet Thy Doom

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

'You'd look good in that.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Shadow Artist

Dance To The Music Of Time

'It's another canvasser dear'