Dark Art Admirer Mugs

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

100 best beheadings

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"