Dark Palette Admirer Pillows

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

100 best beheadings

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Night of the living will

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Meet Thy Doom

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Divine Intervention

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Dance To The Music Of Time

Shadow Artist

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

'You'd look good in that.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.