Dark Mode Defender Gifts

Dark Mode

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

There is No Planet C

Privacy Conference Security

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'Gimme all your cache!'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."