Dark Magic Enthusiast Pillows

"I hate to rain on your parade there, slugger."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Witch's Brew.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror