Daredevil Who Loves The Internet T-Shirts

Parachutist using computer in freefall, also using a parachute.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'