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'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"Am I Yin and you're Yang, or is it the other way around?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Overjumpers

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Utilosaurus

The Flirtateous Period

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

Alexandre Dumas

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

T-Rex Ballerina

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Geekasaurus.

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"