Daoism Prints

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"Am I Yin and you're Yang, or is it the other way around?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Overjumpers

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

How to survive the coming crash.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

The Flirtateous Period

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Utilosaurus

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

T-Rex Ballerina

Alexandre Dumas

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"