Danger Diner Gifts

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'How is the water prepared?'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

How to sell healthy food...

"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'