Danger Diner Gifts

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'How is the water prepared?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

How to sell healthy food...

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."