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"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Bee Introvert

'Isn't that cute?'

Charles Darwin

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Room for one more...

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

At the Victoria daffodil count...

"Boxer Shorts"

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."