Dandelion Admirers Gifts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

I'm sure it's fake.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Charles Darwin

'Isn't that cute?'

Bee Introvert

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Room for one more...

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

At the Victoria daffodil count...

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

"Boxer Shorts"

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."