Dancing With Digits T-Shirts

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

'It's true

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

Room for Error

"Workboy"

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

'They have a defibrillator in there.'

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!