Dancing With Digits Pillows

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"I, TikTok."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Pork Bellies.

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

'It's true

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Room for Error

"Workboy"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

'They have a defibrillator in there.'

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!