Dance Hilarity Fan Gifts

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Interpretive napping

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Four ballerinas

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Dirty Grazing.

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

Tutu ruff

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Goodbye Jackson

'Bees use dance as a form of communication.'

Dancing

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'The Maynards aren't practicing the rumba after all, Turns out there's a wasp's nest on their back porch,'

Your heartbeat makes me want to do the cha-cha. It's ironic that if a woman says that, it's a good thing, yet if a doctor says that, it's a bad thing.

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

Michael Jackson

Roverdance.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'The Rain-Dance Marathon ended in a draw. All the constestants drowned.'

A monkey dances and takes a selfie

Tom gets run over by the party train,

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

"Bless You."

Planes copying air marshals.