Dance Floor Denizen Gifts

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

The last song before the party exploded.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Disco Bunny.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"That explains all the cavities."

Elderly People

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

How's my Jiving?

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Bunny Hop Hug

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

"Would you like to dance?"