Dan Brown Devotee T-Shirts

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"That wasn't very funny!"

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I have a taste for luxury."

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"