Dan Brown Devotee Mugs

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Chris Froome

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Dumocrats

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"That wasn't very funny!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"I have a taste for luxury."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

Muddy Waters

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"