Dampness Detective Gifts

"When the waters subside, the problem's going to be mold."

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'It looks like our data.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Introduction to Computer Science. In this class we'll cover hardware design, software engineering, cyber security, networking and many other topics. Later you can take advanced classes and study these subjects in great detail. The scary part is no matter how much we learn about computers we'll never know as much about them as they know about us!

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."