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Two Daleks fighting

Dairy Devil

Time Machine Collision.

Existential Risk

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

It burns when I tinkle.

God raises the steaks.

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Dalek gardening...

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

Vulture Painting

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"I don't have time right now to recite the entire litany of reasons why I think you look and act like a couple of idiots."

'I smell something burning.'

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"