Dalek Fan T-Shirts

Two Daleks fighting

Dairy Devil

Existential Risk

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

God raises the steaks.

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

Vulture Painting

"I don't have time right now to recite the entire litany of reasons why I think you look and act like a couple of idiots."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

'I smell something burning.'

"Bless You."

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"