Dairy Joke Enjoyer T-Shirts

"Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'How now, brown cow?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!