Dairy-free Devotée T-Shirts

When vegans pose for photos.

"How almond milk is made"

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Chocs away.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

The Nihilist Deli.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Michael Moore

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

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"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"