Dairy-free Devotée Pillows

"How almond milk is made"

"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Chocs away.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Macho Vegetarian

The Nihilist Deli.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'