Daily Show Lover Pillows

'Same old stupid show night after night !' - 'Same old stupid face night after night !'

Trial by Media

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Larry David

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Magic Accident

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"C-Span is our reality television."

Bunny TV.

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."