Daily Show Lover Mugs

'Same old stupid show night after night !' - 'Same old stupid face night after night !'

Trial by Media

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Menopause and the City

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Larry David

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Clownton Abbey

Good Morning Britain

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

Magic Accident

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."