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"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

My Day - elevator magazine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

A day in the life of a cow.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Commuting

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I've been to the office..."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Washing Face

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Retirement...Retirement...

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

"Bye honey, have a great day at work."

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

Every day is groundhog day.

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."