Daily Routine Reflectors Pillows

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

My Day - elevator magazine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Commuting

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"I've been to the office..."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Washing Face

Hi

"Bye honey, have a great day at work."

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Retirement...Retirement...

Every day is groundhog day.

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."