Daily Doldrums Survivor Gifts

"Phew - It's hell out there!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Monday morning is nigh.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

A usual day.

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Don't get caught."

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

Water Shortage

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Clockwork Revolving Door

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.