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'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The Eternal Question

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'It's never done that before!'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

The angel and the devil.

Brain vs heart

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'