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L'il Buckaroo.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Dad Trophies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So! When's the big day?"

"It's a dependent!"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Father nursing his sick child

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Olga's Biological Clocks.