Dachshund Fantasist T-Shirts

When Dachshunds dream.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A day in the life of a dog.

Long Dachshund

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting dachshunds.'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Is he sitting?'

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

Pavlov's Dream.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Dachshund Yoga

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'