Dachshund Fantasist T-Shirts

When Dachshunds dream.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Cat king.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

A day in the life of a dog.

Long Dachshund

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting dachshunds.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Is he sitting?'

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Pavlov's Dream.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...