Dachshund Devoted T-Shirts

Flying Dachshund

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

No Soliciting

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'