Adoption Of A Dachshund T-Shirts

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Super hero dog.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'By god that man stinks!'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"It's nice to be wanted."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'