Adoption Of A Dachshund T-Shirts

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

Super hero dog.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Dog Day Afternoon

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'By god that man stinks!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.